Listen to W.A.Y.S by Jhene. Actually, listen to the whole damn album. on repeat. for the rest of your life.
I honestly want to stay home from work today. But I’m kind of interested to see what my students have to say about my discomfort. Second graders literally say whatever they think.
“Miss, uhh why are you standing like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?”
Oh my uterus is under attack, no biggie.
This morning I watched a man get dressed and was more turned on by him putting on his tie than I’ve ever been before.