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I honestly want to stay home from work today. But I’m kind of interested to see what my students have to say about my discomfort. Second graders literally say whatever they think.

Yesterday:
“Miss, uhh why are you standing like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?”

Oh my uterus is under attack, no biggie.

forsakensilence-sweetvengeance:

unsexybeast:

eurotrottest:

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

BRUH

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Praise

(via aroyalmind)

wasiawasia:

Early morning.

I am mine before I am anyone else’s.

I wish I could explain to you the other day. It was beyond words. I am yet to write about it. So beautiful. Full of everything that I want.

(via dramaticidiom)

trapprincesus:

yikes:

god i fucking miss her

R.I.P. baby

(via passive-aggres-her)

This morning I watched a man get dressed and was more turned on by him putting on his tie than I’ve ever been before.

pussyofthelavish:

iconicbeauty:

😂😩😩😂

lol 😏

HAHAHAHA!!!

(via lustkillslovee)

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(via dramaticidiom)

  • Plot twist: A black teacher goes to a white school to save them from their pretentious ways